This sarcastic accidents counter decal uses universally recognised road-user pictograms — motorbike, bicycle, elderly pedestrian, wheelchair user and pushchair — each paired with a tally count, delivering deadpan driving humour that hits instantly.
A perennial favourite among car comedy sticker fans, this design sits alongside classics like the "Baby on Board" parody, road rage quotes and other dark-humour driving decals. It works as a standalone rear bumper gag or as part of a wider sticker build on a laptop, water bottle or toolbox lid.
Fits perfectly on car bumpers, rear windscreens, van tailgates, water bottles, laptops, phone cases and toolboxes.
What You Get:
- 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
- Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
- 19 colour options — classic black shown
Why You'll Love It:
- Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
- Removes cleanly without leaving residue
- Makes a brilliant gag gift for the driver who finds everything funny
Looking for funny car stickers and sarcastic driving humour decals? Browse our full novelty and quotes sticker range.
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Reference13-001154
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Sticker typeDie cut
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