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Accidents Counter Funny Car Stickers – Sarcastic Road Victim Tally Driving Humor Decals (2-Pack)

SKU: 13-001154

A darkly funny tally-chart sticker tracking road casualties — motorcyclist, cyclist, pensioner, wheelchair user and pushchair — perfect for drivers with a wicked sense of humour.

  • 2 stickers included per pack
  • Sizes: 10–55cm or 4–21in preset, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options
  • Applied using transfer tape
  • Removes cleanly without residue
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This sarcastic accidents counter decal uses universally recognised road-user pictograms — motorbike, bicycle, elderly pedestrian, wheelchair user and pushchair — each paired with a tally count, delivering deadpan driving humour that hits instantly.

A perennial favourite among car comedy sticker fans, this design sits alongside classics like the "Baby on Board" parody, road rage quotes and other dark-humour driving decals. It works as a standalone rear bumper gag or as part of a wider sticker build on a laptop, water bottle or toolbox lid.

Fits perfectly on car bumpers, rear windscreens, van tailgates, water bottles, laptops, phone cases and toolboxes.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options — classic black shown

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • Makes a brilliant gag gift for the driver who finds everything funny

Looking for funny car stickers and sarcastic driving humour decals? Browse our full novelty and quotes sticker range.

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This sarcastic accidents counter decal uses universally recognised road-user pictograms — motorbike, bicycle, elderly pedestrian, wheelchair user and pushchair — each paired with a tally count, delivering deadpan driving humour that hits instantly.

A perennial favourite among car comedy sticker fans, this design sits alongside classics like the "Baby on Board" parody, road rage quotes and other dark-humour driving decals. It works as a standalone rear bumper gag or as part of a wider sticker build on a laptop, water bottle or toolbox lid.

Fits perfectly on car bumpers, rear windscreens, van tailgates, water bottles, laptops, phone cases and toolboxes.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options — classic black shown

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • Makes a brilliant gag gift for the driver who finds everything funny

Looking for funny car stickers and sarcastic driving humour decals? Browse our full novelty and quotes sticker range.

  • Reference
    13-001154

  • Sticker type
    Die cut
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