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Old Fart's Wife Stickers – Funny Retirement Husband Wife Humour Decals (2-Pack)

SKU: 16-012245

A cheeky, bold humour decal perfect for retirement gifts, couple pranks, and anyone who proudly wears the title.

  • 2 stickers included per pack
  • Sizes: 10–55cm or 4–21in preset, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options
  • Applied using transfer tape
  • Removes cleanly without residue
£4.00
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The "Old Fart's Wife" decal is a classic piece of tongue-in-cheek humour — the perfect companion to any retirement gift, couples set, or novelty vehicle build. Bold, chunky lettering makes it impossible to miss on any surface.

Hugely popular as a retirement party gift, matching set with an "Old Fart" sticker, or a standalone cheeky statement for cars, caravans and water bottles. A guaranteed laugh for golden anniversaries, birthday milestones, and anyone embracing life after work with a smile.

Fits perfectly on car bumpers, caravans, motorhomes, laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, and gift wrap.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options to match any surface or style

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • Makes a brilliant gift for the newly retired or anyone with a great sense of humour

Looking for funny retirement stickers or a matching Old Fart set? Browse our full humour and quotes sticker range.

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The "Old Fart's Wife" decal is a classic piece of tongue-in-cheek humour — the perfect companion to any retirement gift, couples set, or novelty vehicle build. Bold, chunky lettering makes it impossible to miss on any surface.

Hugely popular as a retirement party gift, matching set with an "Old Fart" sticker, or a standalone cheeky statement for cars, caravans and water bottles. A guaranteed laugh for golden anniversaries, birthday milestones, and anyone embracing life after work with a smile.

Fits perfectly on car bumpers, caravans, motorhomes, laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, and gift wrap.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options to match any surface or style

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • Makes a brilliant gift for the newly retired or anyone with a great sense of humour

Looking for funny retirement stickers or a matching Old Fart set? Browse our full humour and quotes sticker range.

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    16-012245

  • Sticker type
    Die cut
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