Bitte Ein Bitch Stickers – Funny German Parody Sarcastic Humour Decals (2-Pack) images
"Bitte Ein Bitch" is a witty handwritten parody of the classic Bitburger beer slogan "Bitte ein Bit" — reimagined as a bold, sarcastic statement for anyone who enjoys a bit of dry humour. The flowing script style gives it an effortlessly cool look that works just as well on a laptop as it does on a water bottle or toolbox.
Popular with fans of German culture, beer humour and sarcastic quotes, these vinyl decals are a favourite novelty gift — perfect for office desks, car bumpers, phone cases and beyond. The clean handwritten aesthetic means it blends seamlessly into everyday surfaces without screaming "novelty sticker".
Fits perfectly on laptops, MacBooks, cars, vans, bumpers, water bottles, phone cases, mugs, toolboxes, storage boxes and bedroom walls.
What You Get:
- 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
- Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
- 19 colour options to match any surface or style
Why You'll Love It:
- Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
- Removes cleanly without leaving residue
- Makes a brilliant novelty gift for fans of German humour, beer culture or anyone who appreciates a well-placed comeback
Looking for funny German parody stickers or sarcastic quote decals for your laptop or car? Browse our full Quotes & Sayings sticker range.
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Sticker typeDie cut
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