Dark humour meets minimalist design in this instantly recognisable elderly pedestrian tally sticker. The classic hunched-figure pictogram paired with a running tally count delivers a dry, sarcastic punchline that needs no explanation — perfect for drivers with a wicked sense of humour.
A favourite in the funny car sticker scene alongside similar gag decals, this design works brilliantly as a bumper sticker conversation starter or a cheeky gift for anyone who appreciates deadpan British wit. Great alongside other dark humour road decals, zombie hit count stickers, and sarcastic driving graphics.
Fits perfectly on car bumpers, rear windows, vans, toolboxes, laptops, water bottles and wheelie bins.
What You Get:
- 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
- Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
- 19 colour options to suit any vehicle or surface
Why You'll Love It:
- Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
- Removes cleanly without leaving residue
- Makes a great gag gift for drivers, van owners or anyone with a dark sense of humour
Looking for funny car stickers or dark humour decals for your bumper build? Browse our full humour and novelty sticker range.
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Reference13-002106
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Sticker typeDie cut
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