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Deadline Crime Scene Stickers – Funny Cycling Bike Humour Decals (2-Pack)

SKU: 15-002746

A cyclist's dark joke done in vinyl — "Crime Scene: Do Not Cross" tape wrapped around your frame or helmet to warn fellow riders that the pace ahead is deadly.

  • 2 stickers included per pack
  • Sizes: 4–20 inches (17 options)
  • 19 colour options
  • Applied using transfer tape
  • Removes cleanly without residue
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Cycling humour has a long tradition of self-deprecating wit — from café-racer culture to sportive slogans — and the crime scene tape motif hits squarely in that tradition. Whether you're a road cyclist who obliterates group ride companions on climbs, an MTB rider who regularly kills descents, or just someone who wants to raise a smile at the start line, this sticker works on any surface.

The "Deadline" variant lends a racing urgency that suits time triallists, cyclocross riders, and anyone who takes their interval training very seriously indeed.

Fits perfectly on bike frames, helmets, top tubes, water bottle cages, cycling jerseys (iron-on not advised), and handlebar bags.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Sizes available from 4 inches to 20 inches (17 options)
  • 19 colour options

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • A crowd-pleaser at sportives, crits, and group rides

Looking for funny cycling stickers for your bike build or helmet? Browse our full cycling sticker range.

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Cycling humour has a long tradition of self-deprecating wit — from café-racer culture to sportive slogans — and the crime scene tape motif hits squarely in that tradition. Whether you're a road cyclist who obliterates group ride companions on climbs, an MTB rider who regularly kills descents, or just someone who wants to raise a smile at the start line, this sticker works on any surface.

The "Deadline" variant lends a racing urgency that suits time triallists, cyclocross riders, and anyone who takes their interval training very seriously indeed.

Fits perfectly on bike frames, helmets, top tubes, water bottle cages, cycling jerseys (iron-on not advised), and handlebar bags.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Sizes available from 4 inches to 20 inches (17 options)
  • 19 colour options

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • A crowd-pleaser at sportives, crits, and group rides

Looking for funny cycling stickers for your bike build or helmet? Browse our full cycling sticker range.

  • Reference
    15-002746

  • Sticker type
    Die cut
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