If I Wanted A Hummer Stickers – Funny Bumper Decals (2-Pack)
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If I Wanted A Hummer I'd Ask Your Sister Stickers – Funny Car Decals (2-Pack)

SKU: 16-009781

A classic piece of crude road humour — this sarcastic "If I Wanted A Hummer I'd Ask Your Sister" slogan is a favourite for bumpers, tailgates and toolboxes everywhere.

  • 2 stickers included per pack
  • Sizes: 10–55cm or 4–21in preset, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options
  • Applied using transfer tape
  • Removes cleanly without residue
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Few bumper stickers get a double-take quite like this one. The "If I Wanted A Hummer I'd Ask Your Sister" slogan is a well-known piece of adult road humour — crude, bold and guaranteed to raise a smirk at the traffic lights.

Popular with truckers, van drivers, pickup owners and anyone who appreciates a bit of cheeky wordplay, these vinyl decals work equally well as a tailgate gag or a gift for the driver who thinks they're hilarious.

Fits perfectly on car bumpers, tailgates, pickup truck beds, van rear doors, toolboxes, hard hats and workshop walls.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options to match your vehicle or personal style

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • Makes a brilliant gag gift for truckers, van drivers and pickup enthusiasts

Looking for funny bumper sticker decals for your truck or van build? Browse our full range of novelty and humour stickers at DecalsHouse.

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Few bumper stickers get a double-take quite like this one. The "If I Wanted A Hummer I'd Ask Your Sister" slogan is a well-known piece of adult road humour — crude, bold and guaranteed to raise a smirk at the traffic lights.

Popular with truckers, van drivers, pickup owners and anyone who appreciates a bit of cheeky wordplay, these vinyl decals work equally well as a tailgate gag or a gift for the driver who thinks they're hilarious.

Fits perfectly on car bumpers, tailgates, pickup truck beds, van rear doors, toolboxes, hard hats and workshop walls.

What You Get:

  • 2 die-cut vinyl stickers per pack
  • Preset sizes 10–55cm or 4–21in, custom sizes up to 120cm available
  • 19 colour options to match your vehicle or personal style

Why You'll Love It:

  • Applied using transfer tape for a clean, flat finish
  • Removes cleanly without leaving residue
  • Makes a brilliant gag gift for truckers, van drivers and pickup enthusiasts

Looking for funny bumper sticker decals for your truck or van build? Browse our full range of novelty and humour stickers at DecalsHouse.

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    16-009781

  • Sticker type
    Die cut
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